Flatty aka mean mofo
Private
Joined: Jan 16, 2005
Posts: 28
Status: Offline
|
 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: if your wife died |
 |
|
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don''t you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn''t you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I''d get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it''s a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she''s left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"
Think about it.........lol
Flatty
|
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum
|
|
Home
Content
Discussions
Downloads
Info
News
